Wednesday 13 August 2008

Calling All Insomniac Vampires

There is a club for all insomniac vampires in town, just opened last night, or should I say this morning. Just haul yourself to......http://forums.petfinder.my. The club is open from 1am to 5am (GMT +8) to anyone, although I do have some conditions laid out here.

1. You must be an animal lover, and must not harm or hurt any animals, intentionally or otherwise, in any way whatsoever.
2. You must not try to eat a cat or dog, or sink your teeth into their neck.
3. You must be able to be exposed to strong, bright sunlight without disintegrating into ash.
4. You must not post any adult or hostile content.

If you breach any of those conditions, your membership shall be terminated without any notification to you.

Come, it's a great place to chill out. But wait, read the rest of my posts first. That's what you came here for in the first place, isn't it?