Q1. He's sitting in front of the TV, what's on the screen?
A: CNN News - who needs to know what's happening in our own country?
Q2. You're out to eat, what kind of dressing does he get on his salad?
A: He's not a salad person, he prefers fungus. Any type except the ones that grow under the bathroom doors as no one has ever harvested them for cooking yet.
Q3. What's one food he doesn't like?
A. Assam laksa. He subscribes to being PH balanced.
Q4. You go out to eat and have a drink. What does he order?
A. Kopi Nga Lak (White coffee, large)
Q5. Where did he go to school?
Mother's Backside Smells Methodist Boys' School
Q6. What size shoes does he wear?
Q7. If he was to collect anything, what would it be?
A. Sports & antique cars. Err.......toy ones because we can't afford the real ones.
Q8. What is his favourite type of sandwich?
A. Tuna, because he can't imagine eating an ikan kembung (mackerel) sandwich.
Q9. What would this person eat everyday if he could?
A. Blackie the cat....he thinks our cat's thighs would be juicier and tastier than chicken drumstick.
Q10. What is his favourite cereal?
A. Any type except the sweet varieties. He doesn't want to sing "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth".
Q11. What would he never wear?
Q12. What is his favourite sports team?
Q13. Who did he vote for?
A. Do you mean virtual votes, wishful votes, imaginary votes, or online votes??
Q14. Who is his best friend?
A. His better half.
Q15. What is something that you do that he wishes you wouldn't do?
A. Answer this tag. :)
Q16. What is his heritage?
A. Nothing comes to mind.
Q17. What is his favourite colour?
A. He likes all colours except pink.
Q18. What is his habit?
Q19. What is he proud of?
A. His ability to add ONE with ONE and get the answer ELEVEN
Q20. Lastly, do you think he will read this?
And I am passing the tag to......CELENAAAAAAA!!!!!!! hahhaha